meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

(via chipperbrew)

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

(via littledeadlynightmare)

se7enteenblack:

lightur:

neopats:

aduhm:

if your kids can’t do this then throw them in the garbage

that was so hype what

how

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

(via officialbigbywolf)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via cr33pycrawly)

  • Song about love: Thinking of my otp
  • Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
  • Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp

(via sophix3)